Episode Guide

Season 1

01 Pilot Ally gets fired by her firm when one of the senior partners makes a move on her. Fish invites her to join his new firm where ex-boyf Billy Thomas works. Ally tackles sexual harasser in court whlist living in emotional turmoil of seeing Billy again.
02 Compromising Positions Cage, Billy and two jdges are exposed for acts of public lust
03 The Kiss Ally goes on first date with Ronald Cheanie. Ally and Georgia represent a TV anchorwoman fired for losing her looks who is suing for sex descrimination.
04 The Affair Alley gives the eulogy for her fave law professor and secret ex-lover. The memory of the affair ruins her relationship with Cheanie.
05 100 Tears away Ally faces a hearing to determine her mental fitness to practice law after being accused of shoplifting. She also tripped a woman who gets the last can of pringles.
06 The Promise Cage is arraigned for prostitution. An ice cream company sues for infringement of copyright. Ally handles both cases and interferes with love life of opposing counsel in the ice cream case.
07 The Attitude Alley is smitten by both a collegue of Renee's and a rabbi who won't grant a woman a divorce even though her husband is in a coma.
08 Drawing the Lines Ally and Georgia blackmail a millionaire into voiding a prenuptial agreement. Billy's memories are triggered by Ally and Georgia sharing ecstasy over their morning cappuccino.
09 The Dirty Joke Ally and Renee have a dirty joke contest and Cage/Fish is sued by the mail delivery girl.
10 Boy to the World Whipper makes Ally work as a public defender to try to save the transvestite prostitute Stephanie (Stephan) Grant. Fish sues to forfill his runt-intolerant uncle's last request.
11 Silver Bells Ally takes a case of two women and a man who want to get married. Georgia and Whipper discover some painful truths about their own relationships.
12 Cro-Magnon Ally, Renee and Georgiatake up sculpture when hearin that the model, Glenn, is unusually 'large.' Ally dates Glenn. In court she defends a man who stood up for the honor of his date. Cage/Fish (minus Ally) bond at a sports bar.
13 The Blame Game Glenn reappears. Cage/Fish tries to cash in on the crash of Transatlantic flight 111. Ally and Renee give Glenn "the penguin."
14 Body Language Ally and Renee are bridesmaids. Ally represents a woman who wants to marry a man serving a life sentance. Fish's crush on Attorney General Janet Reno forces Whipper's hand.
15 Once in a Lifetime Ally dodges the responsibility of telling Cage she doesn't and never will love him. Ally and Billy represent a famous painter who wants to marry a woman 60 year his younger in order to honour his late wife.
16 Forbidden Fruits Cage/Fish defends a U.S. Senator being sued for stealing another mans wife. Ally is confronted by Georgia about her ongoing feelings for Billy.
17 Theme of Life Ally finally visits Cage's psychiatrist. Ally defends a doctor being sued for offending his patient with the operation he performed to save her life
18 The Playing field Ally moans about the ulevel playing field of life and love whilst doing her best to make a mans world more to liking.
19 Happy Birthday Baby Ally defends a man who suprised a woman he was dating by sneaking into her apartment (at 3 am) and tickling her foot to feed his fetish. Greg annonces he is moving to Chicago and so cannot commit to Ally.
20 The Inmates Cage/Fish and Associates meet the folks from The Practice. (two-parter)
21 Being There Georgia and Billy are stunned by the prospect of an unexpected preganacy. Renee puts a grabby date in hospital and ends up in court with Ally as her lawyer.
22 Alone again Cage faces his most difficult case yet with his opposing counsel being a long lost love.
23 These are the Days Georgia and Billy reheat their romance. Cage defends his cousin who plays cupid with a paddle. A janitor trys to switch hearts with his billionaire boss.

Season 2

01 The Real World Cage/Fish defend a woman who, at 37, fell in love with a 16 year old boy. He incites several women to consider romance and time. Cage and Fish hire Nelle Porter as a new attorney.
02 They eat horses, don't they? Radio Jock Harold Wick is sued by Ling Woo for creating sexually charged work environments. Cage defends a restauranteur being sued for serving horse meat which the plaintiffs found delicious until they found out what it was.
03 Fools night out Ling sues the nurse in the office where her sister went to have breast implants. The firm tackles a problem where the choir singer is singing blues instead of hymns after the minister dumped her. Ally finds out the truth behind Billy's decision to go to Michigan.
04 It's my Party George Madison is fired because his religious denomination advocates the subordination of women to men. Ally becomes attracted to Madison. A judge rules against Ally's skirt.
05 Story of Love Ally acquires a client who is being sued for dumping her best friend in the trash after finding out that the girl stole her boyf. Ally is on the verge of stealing Elaine's boyf. Stfan gets flushed.
06 Worlds without love Cage and Ally defend a nun who dated a priest and was 'fired.' Renee runs into her 'Billy.' Stefan resurfaces. Ling meets Whipper.
07 Happy Trails Cage gets ready to kiss Nelle. Ally gets stuck with a Karaoke date who won't take "get lost" for an answer. Cage/Fish take up a civil rights case on skin colour: orange.
08 Just looking Ling's mud wrestling club is targeted by antismut activists. Ally gets trapped in a toilet due to Elaines invention. Georgia's emotions are stirred by an ex-boyf.
09 You never can tell Ling sues an employee at the steel plant for having impure thoughts. Cage freaks about Nelles impure thoughts about him.
10 Making spirits bright Cage/Fish represents a man who is fired for believing in unicorns. Renee gets in too deep with ex-boyf Matt (her 'Billy'). Cage repeatedly tries to get Nelle under the mistletoe.
11 In Dreams Ally is summoned by her fave teacher Bria to her (Bria's) deathbed. Ally tries to get the doctor to put Bria in a coma so that she can live in her dream world with her imaginary husband, Henry. Nell gets impatient with Cage's courtship (or lack of it).
12 Love Unlimited Ling files her oddest lawsuit yet and arrouses Fish with a odd technique. Ally and Fish try to stop a man anulling his marraige.
13 Angels & Blimps Ling inspires a leukemia stricken lad tosue God. Cage/Fish takes the case of a man who shot at his wifes lover.
14 Piramids on the Nile The Kiss
15 Sideshow The Kiss is dicussed with Dr Tracy. Greg is left in the dark. Ally has repeated guilt hallucinations.
16 Sex, Lies, and Politics Georgia learns of The Kiss. A senator falsely smears an independant bookstore as a porn emporium to cash in on right wing votes. Ling is set up by Cage with a shot at a courtroom win.
17 Civil Wars Ally & Cage 'v' Georgia & Fish in court. Nelle represents man with perspiration problem in an IRS case.
18 Those Lips, that Hand Ally & Cage defend a man who cut off his wife's hand after her death. Georgia & Billy represent a man with a 'comb-over.'
19 Let's Dance Billy and Georgia visit a therapist. Ling takes the place of Elaine's swing-dance partner in a competition.
20 Only the Lonely Elaine gets her Face Bra infomercial but her dreams turn to betrayal. Cage gets a date with Nelle. Ally asks Greg for one last chance.
21 The Green Monster Ally hires a male escort to try and make Greg jealous. Georgia's new look makes Billy jealous. Cage represents a jealous woman who was wronged.
22 Love's illusions Cage and Ally defend a woman whose husband finds out about her imaginary lover. Fish and Ling consumate their relationship. Ally reveals the secret behind her high dreams of marraige.
23 I know Him by heart Ally's fantasy world begins to take over. Nelle is worried by the firm's world revolving around Ally. Single lesbian Margaret Camaro hires Cage/Fish to force her insurance company to pay for artificial insemination. Ally argues she and Margaret have a hidden bond.

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