McBealisms

McBealisms are quotes that reflect Ally's outlook on life and her opinions. Many of these are adopted by those with the same ideas as Ally both in the series and by those who watch it.

Here are a few of my favourites:

" You know what makes my problems bigger than everybody else's? They're mine."

"I really hope he calls today just so I can hang up on him."

"I practice innocence."

"Can't I just apologize to everybody and be excused."

"Today's gonna be a less bad day . . . I can feel it."

"I have my dignity. Or at least it should look like it."

"Balance is overrated."

"I demand to know what part of me you are laughing at."

"I can't call him - rule number five."

"You might think theres an explaination, but you'd be wrong."

"Did I just say that? Did I just say that, too?"

"Everythings my business."

"Sorry. A little voice told me to."

"We're women. We have double standards to live up to."

"Its not that I object to sadness. Its just that every time I get depressed I raise my hemline. Unless things change, I'm bound to be arrested."

"Where does it say that women can't act like men sometimes? You only live once - be a man."

"I don't need a therapist, I have a roommate."

"Don't look at me like I'm a nut."

I hope you have enjoyed these few McBealisms. I encourage you to find more in the series. Please don't hesitate to send me any you think I should add. My e-mail address is [email protected].


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